I woke up with a smile on my face Grabbed my hat and coat and rushed out at a pace Skipped to the bus, the driver knew He said "son to day you must be buying a new shoe" Up to the store and straight to the counter She asked my size and width, I said "it didn't matter" "For this new shoe will hold rums to consume" She said "ok, I'll arrange them by volume" We drink, we drink, we drink from our shoe Fill it up to the brim with the finest kind of brew We drink, we drink, we drink from our shoe Slam it down, wear the crown and salute the crew Sporting my new shoes I went out for a run Ran to the park, saw a race had just begun The judge said to me join the race you'll have a blast I bet with those new shoes you'll run extra fast After my big win it was time to celebrate A wench caught my eye who was keen to consummate Our tongues interlocked and our soles intertwined As we cheers our shoes and skulled the victory wine We drink, we drink, we drink from our shoe Fill it up to the brim with the finest kind of brew We drink, we drink, we drink from our shoe Slam it down, wear the crown and salute the crew