Went out last night, had a great big fight Everything seemed to go all wrong I looked up to my surprise The gal I was with was gone Where she went I don't know I mean to follow everywhere she goes Folks said I'm crooked I don't know where she took it I want the whole world to know They say I'd do it but ain't nobody caught me Sure have got to prove it on me Went out last night with a crowd of my friends They must have been women 'cause I don't like no men True I wear a shirt and tie Talk to the gals like any old guy now They say I'd do it but ain't nobody caught me Sure got to prove it on me They say I'd do it, ain't nobody caught me Sure got to prove it on me Well they say I'd do it but ain't nobody caught me Sure got to prove it on me Went out last night with a crowd of my friends They must have been women 'cause I don't like no men Yes I wear a collar and tie Talk to the gals like any old guy, you know daddy Yes I'd do it but ain't nobody caught me Sure got to prove it on me Well they sure got to prove it on me