I'm so glad to hear about The true happiness you've found And how your wretched life Has been turned around I contrive a tear of joy For your empty nights now at an end But what I really want to know Is has she got a friend? I'm in wonderment and awe As you tell it all anew, But I've got one eye on the door, Praying someone will walk through. Got the other eye on my watch Is it really nearly ten? Lets cut to the chase pal, Has she got a friend? I don't wanna come on [Em]strong But can't we move this along? Don't you see that it could be she Who'll end my misery? Heaven's never seen the light Here you go again, When all I wanna hear from you Is has she got a friend? I keep checking my watch Lord, it says it's after ten! But all I wanna know is Has she got a friend?