Goin' to Alaska Where the water runs clear as glass The home of the penguin, The walrus and Aurora Borealas--oh yes See my baby's heart is frozen She just don't treat me nice I'm gonna search out Santa Clause and ask his advice When I get up to Alaska maybe someone there'll treat me right I will build me an igloo live alone in my dome of blues Buy me a low-mileage dogsled and some alligator snow shoes I hear six months a year you get night time all day I had to practice my harp to keep the polar bears away Way up in alaska where the whales and the eskimos play (Guitar solo) If she treated me better man I'd be warm right now But my soul's condemned to shivers 'cause she thinks I'm running around So I sit here cryin' tears they freeze on my face If it gets any colder I'll be frozen in place In rock hard Alaska you'll gonna be my home Way up here to alaska y'know the ground here is solid ice Way up here to alaska y'know the ground here is solid ice Had to leave my woman 'cause her heart is so cold When I get back from the north pole I will defrost her soul Way up in alaska maybe some day I'll treat me right