I went to see the doctor He said, "You're pretty sick You got some real bad habits You'd better stop right quick" I said, "Doctor, that's real bad news Don't know what I'm gonna do" Doctor There's nothin' wrong with me Doctor, doctor Can't you see Doctor I ain't gonna die Just write me an alibi I went to see a shaman He said, "You'll be all right Just keep doin' what you love Every single night" I said, "That's what I need to hear" Took away my childish fears Doctor You're a stand-up guy Doctor, doctor My, oh my Doctor You're the one for me That's the mojo that I need Don't you know that I feel all right Doin' what I do I ain't gonna toe the line Not till I turn blue All I got is one short life That's what people say And I ain't gonna waste a second Doin' what you say I won't be the one you like I won't be the boy next door I won't be the chosen one That's not what I'm here for I don't like the way you are I despise what you hold dear Don't you try to make me change I'll haunt you for a thousand years Doctor Don't you talk that way Doctor Don't you mess my day Doctor Stay away from me Sick is what I'd rather be Doctor Doctor, doctor death Doctor Doctor, out of breath Doctor I ain't gonna die Just write me an alibi