Second hand telegram / lip service legal love Second hand out of town telegram / lip service legal love So you're the lawyer's wife / how's life on lakeshore road Furs and boats caviar and moats / and your fat kitten Is teasing your aunt / in the hall / with the liver hors d'oeuvres She gives her guest(s) / when on call Ahhhhh you should be down under / pushin' up wheat for the hungry Big revolutions in my black book / written down in our teens I gave them to krushchev / i lent them to lennon Second hand out of town telegram / lip service legal love Lip service second hand out of town / lip service love So you're the canker banker / hours nine to five on fantasies of gold Vets cheques cigars nassau / and your harness horse / is cold cash 'Cause the drugs you use work fast / burned off and out before the race track Urine test Ahhhhh you should be down under / pushin' up wheat for the hungry Socialutions / written down in our teens I mailed them to kennedy / i typed them for tito Only your right hand / knows you're left handed