Birds and bees, high school tease I'm a long, long way from home Come for your daughter, whiskey and water Never did drink alone Don't have to beg, don't have to borrow Don't have to steal my heart I was here today, I'll be here tomorrow And baby, that's just the start You say that I want more Than I'm wanted for There just ain't nothin' here That I ain't seen before Scratch 'n' sniff, wave my stick Mama's gonna blow her top Scratch 'n' sniff, bite don't lick Baby don't you ever stop On my knees, as you please I didn't know you liked to play Bless your soul, oh no no I think I gonna have to stay One more day, one more night One more little tryst And I won't run and I won't fight Unless, of course, you insist You say that I want more Than I'm wanted for There just ain't nothin' here That I ain't seen before Scratch 'n' sniff, wave my stick Mama's gonna blow her top Scratch 'n' sniff, bite don't lick Baby don't you ever stop Scratch 'n' sniff, wave my stick Mama's gonna blow her top Scratch 'n' sniff, bite don't lick Baby don't you ever stop Solo You want it now but you don't know if you can You want it loud but they keep bringin' you down Gonna bring you down Bring you down Bring you down Down Don't let them bring you down Down Down Don't let them bring you down You want it now but you don't know if you can So many times that you've been held on your hands You've got to break free baby and go out on your own You want it loud but they keep on bringin' you down Give it a scratch Scratch 'n' sniff, wave my stick Mama's gonna blow her top Scratch 'n' sniff, bite don't lick Baby don't you ever stop (Scratch 'n' sniff) Just give it a scratch (Scratch 'n' sniff) Got a little itch (Scratch 'n' sniff) Just one more scratch