And I thought for a moment my luck had changed
But it was wrong
(What happend?)
I opened it up and tears of self-pity flooded my innocent eyes
(Finally my heart broke, finally my heart broke)
For this is what it said
(What did it say?)
And I quote
(What did it say?)
You're a gee-whiz baby and you're easy to pleez
And the lines on your face makes me week at the kneez
And if you looked like a lover I could handle you swell
But you're tough on my nerves with that peculiar smell
If you're looking for a valentine to love in your life
You're looking for a messiah!
Hallelujah!