Happy birthday Mr. Mann Aw, you hit the numbers big Tomorrows it's back to the hard rock pile But tonight you're really gonna powder your wig Everybody have a can of beer on me See that one legged fellow dance Aw, shake, break it, crack it like an egg It's never too late for some mad romance It's a free country but it sure ain't cheap Up to your ankles well, you're in too deep The party's over and the money's spent Now here comes Monday and we ain't got rent House rent jump Plant a big kiss on your brown eyed boy That's what I'm talkin' about Now hold it still 'til you freeze it dry Don't move a muscle or you'll blow sky high There's people in the kitchen I ain't seen before This place all balled a bunch The pad's fillin' in all midnight to six People sportin' feathered hats and such It's a free country but it sure ain't cheap Up to your ankles well, you're in too deep The party's over and the money's spent Now here comes Monday and we ain't got rent House rent jump House rent jump House rent jump They're tappin' the phone like a cider keg And the juice is runnin' down the floor And here comes a girl in a submarine Wearin' a green dress like a dinosaur It's a free country but it sure ain't cheap Up to your ankles well, you're in too deep The party's over and the money's spent Now here comes Monday and we ain't got rent House rent jump House rent jump House rent jump Aw, tell Donald Trump