Back in the sixties when we were all hippies With patched up jeans and long long hair Somebody started a crazy rumor They were pretty sure they read somewhere Now i can see it commin when people start to say I made a bet with my best friend You can settle it just for the record But they don't believe me when i tell them Neil young is not my brother We hardly know each other The dna is in and he's not kin Neil young is not my brother He's got a ranch in northern california Where the deer and buffalo roam I've never been there i hear it's real nice I saw a picture in rolling stone Neil young is not my brother Bad news for my mother She could use the bucks He's rich as donald trump But neil young is not my brother If neil was my brother We'd hang out with one another I'd drive his electric car and play his vintage guitars If neil young was my brother Neil young is not my brother End