Hey Pretty Lady
You're looking real fine
This is our first date
I'm not like other guys
I can tell that you have played it safe your whole life
So let's get naughty and break a couple rules tonight
Sneak in a movie
No one will ever know
Run on private property and hold each other close
Beneath the moonlight
I got a fun idea
Lean and kiss a cheek and gently whisper in your ear
Let's steal a car tonight
Commit a felony with me and drive until the sunrise
Let's steal a motherfuckin' car tonight
We're young and alive
So let's commit some crimes
(Hey, I like you!)
I got you flowers
Let's get some coffee
Look deep in my eyes and tell me about your family
We can hold hands
And you can watch me
Shoot cocaine into my eyes and rock a burglary
Let's steal some art tonight
What's a few Picassos when you're on a sexy date heist
Let's steal some precious fuckin' art tonight
We're young and alive
Let's cross the state lines
Or you know, we could go a little more traditional
Go for a walk watch a movie
Actually there's a really nice flower exhibit at the botanical gardens
Ninja Brian was just telling me about
That last week, he loved it. Wait you know what
FUCK IT!
Let's kill some guy tonight
We're holding hands and laughing while we shank him in the starlight
Let's take a motherfuckin' life tonight
We're young and alive
Which I can't say for that guy! (That guy!)
Yeah!
Let's kill five guys tonight
We'll share a cherry cola while we blast a savage drive-by
Let's kill ten guys tonight
(Y'know what first date, let's cut the brakes on the murders)
Let's kill five guys tonight
I'll take you back to your place and we'll craft the perfect alibi
Man we had fun tonight
We're young and alive
And you can call me anytime
(Good first date. Wanna do it again next we- no? Oh, alright)