Hello my love
I've been away so long
Let me pour you some champagne
Roses plus lingerie
Equals the unit I use to measure your ultimate pleasure
So lay back, close your eyes
And relax while I
Pull out my calculator
And give you what you like
I wanna do math with you
And if my number two pencil ain't wrong
You've multiplied my length by width
And our division's been too long
Now I wanna do math with you
Finally we're here alone
I just can't wait to calculate
And solve for your unknowns
If our love was two trains
Travelling opposite directions
At thirty miles an hour
Baby, we'd still feel the same
I guess it must be fate
Your protractor skills are bliss
Girl, give my sweety lips a kiss
Between me and you
We've got nothin' to prove
Except a shitload of theorems and data to review
I wanna do math with you
Your curvature turns me on
Baby, make me show my work
And I'll fill out your scantron
I wanna do math with you
Your sensuality and trust
Calcul-me and calcul-you
Girl, that makes calcul-us
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Do math with you
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You know, they said it would never work between us
We're from completely different worlds
Me, an applied mathematician
And you, a theoretical physicist with
With a masters degree in applied mathematics
But I've been crunching the numbers of our romance and it seems
We uniform the convergent of the same limit of real infinite love
Also you fuck good
I wanna do math with you
Integrate nice and slow
Let's bust out all your graph paper
And let the magic flow
I wanna do math with you
I'll love you 'til the end of pi
Like 3point1,4,1,5,9,2,6,5,3,5,8,9
7,9,3,2,3,8,4,6,2,6,4,3,3,8,3,2,7,9,5,0,2,8,8,4
1,9,7,1,6,9,3,9,9,3,7,5,1,0,5,8,2,0,9,7,4,9,4,4