Well met young adventurer Congratulations for listening to Ninja Sex Party's eighth album The Prophecy The ancient scrolls foretold of the day When a very attractive and extremely talented lover Would record the greatest album of all time With a much, much, much older gentleman in a mask And that day has finally arrived As always we wanted to say thank you for being such great fans And for allowing as to pursue our musical dreams It's been more than ten years since we started writing these songs About dinosaurs Dicks Dick dinosaurs And of course Dinosaur dicks We hope to keep doing this for a long time to come Because we love doing it And we love the shit out of you Normally here is where we'd say something like We hope you enjoy the album or Ninja Brian has penis disease But today we don't have to We know with absolute complete certainty That you are gonna love this one Because that's what's been foreseen by The Prophecy