One day I saw him at the grocery store
With a perfect tan and Zubaz cut off shorts
Haven't seen him out since 94'
Unless he's parked out front of Loco's Taco stand
He's usually online trolling the comments
With his avatar and brash opinion
For a laugh he likes to really dig in
You know where he goes
You know where he goes
He goes where he wants to... Oh Slacker
Who knows what he does?
Who knows what he does?
He does what he has to... Oh Slacker
Went home, flipped the pages of my old my yearbook
And there he was, next to the words, school crook
Cause people thought he got off the hook
From when he vandalized the wrestling trophy case
They say he probably did it with a smile on his face
And if he did he probably had his reasons
For ruining their perfect season
(Confident) Never follows the trend
(Pollution) Could put it to an end
(He tells no one) I heard he started a band
(Called The Solution) but only takes a stand in the kitchen