Ho!
Me and my little truck
We're going down the highway, about 75
And I see these girls a-looking at me
And they say 'Man alive!'
Oh, I'm driving
I got my hands on the steering wheel, one on the mirror
And I'm smoking a cigarette, it's all very clear
Starts to rain
Starts to rain
Woah, it's so wet
I'm sliding back and forth at 75
And the weather's got me back and forth (back and forth)
Back and forth
I've lost the girls
I think they went and took an exit somewhere
And now I'm by myself again
Oh!
Hey, there's a big truck coming up ahead
There's a big truck!
Maybe it's my brother, the long-haul trucker
Coming down to Sacramento
I've got these green cigarettes
And they're keeping me awfully nice and mellow
And I got some Buckethead on the radio
Buckethead on the radio
I'm pulling it up, and I'm pulling it down
And I'm thinking 'man, oh man, oh man'
I got the world by the string
I got it by the short and curlies
And I'm feeling just fine
Nothing another beer wouldn't help, though
I'll tell you that right now
Oh, my, my, that feels good
Oh, there's the man, I don't give a shit
I'll flip him off, the motherfucker
Ah!
Yeah, I've done some time in the joint
It's all right
I've paid my debts to society
I own my own truck
And I gotta couple of horse saddles in the back
And I'm gonna go up to the
Little town of Hesperia
And go riding, riding, riding
I sure could use a Rally burger, I'll tell you that right now
Double cheese
Gimme a big
Frosty cup of root beer with a straw
And a couple of cubes of ice
Wonder what my ex-wife is doing now
I thought I saw her name in a cloud
But I guess I was hallucinating
Back on the road
Boy, oh boy
It feels good, good, good
Back on the road
Back on the road
Boy, it feels good
Boy, it feels good, good, good
There is a toad
There is a toad
I don't wanna touch him
I don't wanna squash, squash, squash him
Back on the road
Back on the road
Boy, it feels good
Boy, it feels good, good, good
Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho
I can keep going like this all night, y'know?
And I don't need no drugs, ha!
Boy, I can keep going like this all night
Oh, every night, every night, every night
You're only alive once
Ah!
Boy, oh boy, I feel good
Got this truck juiced up good
Got a lotta oil and got a lotta gas
Got a lotta little idiots to pass
Hey, man
I'm 22, and I'm just like you
Except I'm pretty
Woah!
Yeah!
Ah!
Woah, yeah, ah!
Woah, yeah, ah!
I'm not sure, man
What is this, a Maidenform challenge?
I'm up to it, man
I can fill out a double-D
Oh!
Me and Ronald Reagan
Hey!
There's a alley, there's a alley
There's a Sister Sue
There's a alley, there's a alley
There's a me and you
I seen your picture from seventh grade
You were the prettiest girl in town
But now, baby, you make me afraid
What happened, what happened, what happened?
Oh, honey
Oh, baby
What went wrong?
Oh, honey
All those blisters
Man, looks like you kissed an atom bomb
Sure
I'll go the distance
I'll walk a mile
I'll give you a frown and maybe a smile
I'll play for dough, I'll play for free
I'll play for you, I'll play for me
Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, oh, no
No, no, no
No, no, no
Oh, no, no
Oh, no, no