Ah, yeah
I'm the vegetable man
I don't agree with a thing
'Cause I'm the vegetable man
I pawn my high school ring
I think that Clinton's a crook
I think that politics stinks
I haven't read any books
Don't care what anyone thinks
'Cause I'm the vegetable man
Yes, I'm the vegetable man
See my apartment
Feel my disease
Fondle my carrot
And give it a squeeze
Forgive my potatoes
Pardon my peas
'Cause I'm the vegetable man
I'm the vegetable man
My dad was a worker
My mom was his wife
And it was millions of taxes
That spoiled their life
I think that something is brewing
That's why I'm kicking the dog
Got a whiff of the future
But I might be wrong
'Cause I'm the vegetable man
I grow through vines and pods
'Cause I'm the vegetable man
I sell my seeds to the gods
'Cause I'm the vegetable man
Ah, vegetable man
See my apartment
Feel my disease
Fondle my carrot
And give it a squeeze
Forgive my potatoes
Pardon my peas
'Cause I'm the vegetable man
You don't know me
And I'm damn sure I don't know you
Doesn't matter who you think I am
I am a dream, but I'm real
And I can really, really, squeal
'Cause I'm the succulent vegetable man
I'll take you higher than you've been without ... drugs
It's in my music, you can feel it in my words
I know you're looking for a hero
But your luck is battling zero
'Cause the music now is mainly for the birds
Who can you turn to?
Where can you run?
I'll set your head straight
And enlighten your feelings
The vegetable man
Is having all the fun
And I'll be glad to tell you what to feel
'Cause I'm the vegetable man
I grow through vines and pods
'Cause I'm the vegetable man
I sell my seeds to the gods
'Cause I'm the vegetable man
Yes, I'm the vegetable man
Take it, Bucky!
Rockin'!
Summer squash
Hot house cucumbers
Ah, yeah!
See my apartment
Feel my disease
Fondle my carrot
And give it a squeeze
Forgive my potatoes
Pardon my peas
'Cause I'm the vegetable man
I'm the vegetable man
I'm the vegetable man
I'm the vegetable man
Woah, oh, vegetable man
Hey, hey, hey, vegetable man
I think that Clinton's a crook
I think that politics stinks
I haven't read any books
Don't care what anyone thinks
I'm the vegetable man
Yes, I'm the vegetable man
Ve-e-egetable man
Ve-e-egetable man
Eat your vegetables, Johnny!
Clean your plate, you little prick!