It's the Muppet Show It's time to play the music It's time to light the lights It's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight It's time to put on make up It's time to dress up right It's time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight Why do we always come here I guess we'll never know It's like a kind of torture To have to watch the show But now let's get things started Why don't you get things started It's time to get things started On the most sensational, inspirational, celebrational, muppetational This is what we call the Muppet Show