In multiple states at the same time
I'll take the one where I'm still alive
When I get out, I'll live with Einstein
And I will because I have nine lives
I will chase your theory It's just made of string
Without observation I'm doing all the things
I would not be in this box with cyanide
If I could call PETA in 1935
Open up and measure this absurdity
I'll teach you about superposition with my claws and teeth
In multiple states at the same time
I'll take the one where I'm still alive
You have one life, but I have nine
I'll hunt you down with the rest of mine
This quantum mechanics thought experiment
On a macroscopic level just proves that you're a dick
Yes you are a smart man, but one thing you forgot
I am cat. I can think outside the box
Open up and measure this absurdity
I'll get out and shred all possible realities
In multiple states at the same time
I'll take the one where I'm still alive
You are unknown without this feline
Guess who peed on your Nobel Prize