You were 6'6",
A hit with 19th century chicks,
And if I had my way,
Your mustache would have its own grave.
Nikola Tesla,
Why did you leave the world behind?
Your genius, I say,
Can never be repaid.
Except by digging up your vertebrae
And firering it into outer space!!!
Mister Tesla dood,
I'd hug you in the nude.
Nikola Tesla, sir, you make my hoohaw pur.
But Mister Edison doosh,
I'd punch you in the pooch.
You're a bloated, pig-faced, worthless mooch.
Thomas Edison, guy,
I wanna vomit on your life.
I'd set fire to your wife,
Fertilize my bonsia.
But Mister Tesla, man,
I'd vote for you if you ran.
Mister Tesla guy,
You rain down awesome from the,
Sky-aye.
Lazy-ass electrons only go one way,
With Edison the doosh's
Direct current buffet.
But we got bitches to the left,
And we got bitches to the right
With alternating current.
Tesla parties outta sight.
Mister Tesla, HEY!!!
I wanna make your day.
I'd round-house a bear or two
Or be your favorite chair for you.
Nikola Telsa guy, I just wanna buy you
A kitten that shoots fire balls,
I'm smitten with your lightning bolts.
If, you, asked me to,
I'd cook koala stew,
And endagered species BBQ,
Cause Mister Tesla, I love you.
But, Mister Tesla man,
I'd vote for you if you ran.
Mister Tesla guy, you rain down awesome
From the, sky-aye