He takes a wad of dough and he flops it on the table He makes it flat and round and pours him a ladle Of tomato sauce. He spreads it real thick and sweet He takes a big fist full of mozzarella cheese Spreads it around with anchovies green peppers And onions and mushrooms and a little ground beef Then he puts it on a shovel Shoved our in the oven with tender love and care Then he dances around while out tounges Hang out and the smell of heaven fills the air Tullohoma dancing pizza man Make me the juiciest pizza in the land Hey, I'm no penny pincher, give me that big, 16 incher Whoa ho ho... Make it to go Tullahmoa dancin pizza man Tullahmoa dancin pizza man
Well, we sat in the booth less than a quarter of an hour And out of the oven like a giant sunflower, it came All ready and steamin' with bubblin cheese Well he took his round knife, and he cut it up in slices Put'em in a box, looked at me and said; the price is three-ninety-nine I gave him a five and got a dollar and one change And I was tempted to eat it on the front seat It smelt so good I could hardly drive So now excuse me please but I gotta Have a piece of that scrumptious pizza pie Tullohoma dancing pizza man Make me the juiciest pizza in the land Hey, I'm no penny pincher, give Me that big, 16 incher Whoa ho ho... Make it to go Tullahmoa dancin pizza man Tullahmoa dancin pizza man Tullahmoa dancin pizza man Tullahmoa dancin pizza man