Jeb main hai haath kaan ke peeche sutta Dimaag pe hai kaam ab kaam bhi hai dugna Poora sheher band koi khidki na kholta Bidi ki sugandh autowala thuka gutka Khud na jaanta Sabko batata Khundak ke kuein main doob ke na maanta Aankhe kari chaalu kuch badla nahi Aaj ka tapmaan reality TV Chamkeele pahiye chamkeeli ghadi Khud ko sajao for the ajanabi Aankhe chaalu kuch badla nahi Aaj ka tapmaan reality TV Chamkeele pahiye chamkeeli ghadi Harr din naatak chalta yahi Jeb main hai haath kaan ke peeche sutta Dimaag pe hai kaam ab kaam bhi hai dugna Poora sheher band koi khidki na kholta Bidi ki sugandh autowala, ay, wut Pudiya mai bhare das gram Break it down, ek kilogram mai sau bag Round it up laghbhak das lakh Jodo phir rent aur khaali mera bank Harr rang harr ek svaad hai hamare paas Aana jab bhi khule hai poori saari raat Harr ek cheez ka ilaaj hai Baatein bimari kholi ab aankhein Aankhe kari chaalu kuch badla nahi Aaj ka tapmaan reality TV Chamkeele pahiye chamkeeli ghadi Khud ko sajao for the ajanabi Aankhe chaalu kuch badla nahi Aaj ka tapmaan reality TV Chamkeele pahiye chamkeeli ghadi Harr din naatak chalta yahi Jeb main hai haath kaan ke peeche sutta Dimaag pe hai kaam ab kaam bhi hai dugna Poora sheher band koi khidki na kholta Bidi ki sugandh autowala, ay