I'm having trouble trying to pee
I push hard but nothing comes out
I start to cry
Cause I'm emo and dry
Tumbleweeds blow around inside
In my hand... here we go
My little soldier sucks in bed
She stands there naked and I lay limp
She plays it a bit
And just points and laughs
I ******* hate my little ****
In my hand... here we go
My cheeks are turning red as I try
The tissue dry in my disgrace
Jerk real hard
Air rolls out
Just a desert of skin and veins
In my hand... here we go
My little soldier sucks in bed
She stands there naked and I lay limp
She plays it a bit
And just points and laughs
I ******* hate my little ****
In my hand... here we go