Bacteria taking a joy ride On my sinus expressway Scratching up my throat Clogging up my nose Giving me the fever Yeah, my head burns I guess my luck turned When I kissed you When I kissed you I got a cold from kissing you I got a cold from kissing you My Eustachian tubes are clogged My memory is fogged But it's worth it Oh it's worth it I got a cold from kissing you I got a cold from kissing you My Eustachian tubes are clogged My memory is fogged But it's worth it Oh it's worth it Lying here in bed I can't really do anything else You bring me chicken noodle soup Nurse me back to health Mi cooties, su cooties I'd do anything for you, cutie I don't have mononucleosis I really hope you know this Yeah, my head burns I guess my luck turned When I kissed you When I kissed you I got a cold from kissing you I got a cold from kissing you My Eustachian tubes are clogged My memory is fogged But it's worth it Oh it's worth it