Well we took a little walk (we took a little walk),
Ran into China (ran into China),
And we had a little talk (and we had a little talk),
We pushed em' (hey)
We shoved em' (hey)
And laughed as they drowned (and laughed as they drowned),
We don't need no commies (we don't need no commies),
A hangin' around (hangin' around),
Hey, don't be a fool (hey hey!),
Somebody said we were number two (they lied!),
We're number one,
Go Army!
Well we took a little walk (we took a little walk),
Ran into Korea (ran into Korea),
And had a little talk (and had a little talk),
We pushed em' (hey)
We shoved em' (hey)
And laughed as they drowned (and laughed as they drowned),
We don't need no commies (we don't need no commies),
Hangin' around (hangin' around),
Hey, don't be a fool (hey hey!),
Somebody said we were number two (they lied!),
We're number one,
Go Army!
Well we took a little walk (we took a little walk),
Ran into Iraq (ran into Iraq),
And we had a little talk (and we had a little talk),
We pushed em' (hey)
We shoved em' (hey)
And laughed as they drowned (and we laughed as they drowned),
We don't need no Iraq (we don't need no Iraq),
Hangin' around (hangin' around),
Hey, don't be a fool (hey hey!),
Somebody said we were number two (they lied!),
We're number one,
Go Army!