Girl, you got to be a bad bitch
If you a woman and you want to be a comic then you got to be a bad bitch
(Hoe you can't be ugly)
Only way to the top dating Luis he a motherfucking savage
(Real piece of shit aye)
Get your own podcast up on GAS plus that motherfucker mad rich
(Bitch he drives an Audi)
Wanna ride the Rattlesnake you can't be average
You got to be a bad bitch bad bitch
Better be a bad bitch bitch
Kerryn Feehan is a bad bitch bad bitch
Taylor Tomlinson a bad bitch bitch
I'm like Hi my name is crack bitch
Ima put these thotties in they place
I ain't trying to hear your jokes I'm trying to cum all on your face
I'd let Nikki eat my ass with them tone def lips
Let that little junkie Kate overdose on my dick
I say Esther po bad bitch
Kelsey cook bad bitch
Whitney cummings back in 2010... Average
Amy Schumer Fat pig
Used to be so hot n tight
Stole Patrice's jokes now she trying to steal his body type
Woke bitches gon make me sick
Stop talking and suck this dick
If she let me suck them tits I'll nut in Sarah's hairy pits
Sideways pussy beat it like a gong chime
Tell that oriental Ali girl me love you wong time
Guys we fucked I'd let them hit
Even though they kind of mid
I ain't even gay but Matteo Lane I'll suck your dick
No homo that boy is hot
Crack Amico I'm on my job
Khalyla don't do standup still twice as funny as Brandon Schwab
Shouts Annie Lederman
Swear to God I'd wife that bitch
Pop that pussy in my truck even if I had a wife and kids
A lot of honeys in this list full of dummies
But the baddest bitch of all is the only one that's funny
And it's Congdon
(Bitch Kimmy cakes yeah)
Slim waist thick cakes funny jokes yea its Kimmy fuckin Congdon
(Damn that booty bussing)
Disagree? Come and see me in the comments
And tell me who's a bad bitch
(Boy who really bad?)
If you a woman and you want to be a comic, then you got to be a bad bitch
You trying to make it in this game you can't be average
You got to be a bad bitch bad bitch
Gotta be a bad bitch bad bitch
Fuck with me best be a bad bitch
Cause even crack Amico is a bad bitch bad bitch