My funny valentine Sweet, comic valentine You make me smile with your eyes Oh yeah Your lips are laughable Unphotographable Yet you're my favourite work of art Yes you are You're my favourite work of art Is your figure less than Greek? Is your mouth a little weak? When you open it to speak Are you smart? Are you smart? Don't change your hair for me Not if you care for me Please stay, please stay Stay, stay I promise if you stay in my life I promise if you stay in my life I promise if you stay in my life I said I promise each day Every little day will be Could be Stay, stay I promise if you stay in my life Promise if you stay in my life Will you stay in my life? I want you to stay in my life I want you to stay in my life 'Cause we don't have that much time 'Cause we don't have that much time We don't have that much time Life I promise if you stay in my life I promise if you stay in my life I promise if you stay in my life Stay, stay We'll be Valentines Dates