Birthday, my birthday- You would think that I was happy But I'm not (yo), but I'm not (treat it) You would think that it's my birthday (birthday) But it's not (yo), but it's not I treat the minivan like it's a coupe I treat the dollar bill like it was two I spent the last year inside a cocoon Now I got wings and nothing to lose I wanna go to your side of the moon I treat that kitty cat like it were food I had to thank God that I had a roof Over my head, thank God for the juice Birthday boy, birthday boy, why is you sad? Look like my momma than stunt like my dad Get out my way 'fore I dunk on your ass Please don't test me, you don't wanna do that I don't wanna drive so I jumped in the back They playin' my song like I'm comin' to bat She threw me a fatty so I took a hit I do not miss when they sittin' like that I'm major league when I'm hittin' like that I tell the money to get in the bag You can't do number 'less you do the math So I wanna spend it and get right back (you would think that I was) Get right back, yeah, get right back I wanna spend it then get it right back I wanna spend it then get it right back Like ooh, get it right back Ooh, ooh, get it right back I wanna spend it then get it-, wait, get it- right Yo what'd you do with your birthday money? Okay Hundred on a wrist watch just to tell the time (time out) Hundred on my baby just so she could shine (shine) Ice on my neck send chills down my spine Only way I can tell if I'm still alive You would think that I was happy It's-it's- it's my birthday It's my birthday, yeah It's my birthday, yeah, it's my- You would think that I was happy But I'm not, woah, yeah yeah yeah You would think that it's my birthday (You would think that it's my birthday) But it's not, but it's not Hundred on a wrist watch just to tell the time (time out) Hundred on my baby just so she could shine (shine) Ice on my neck send chills down my spine Only way I can tell if I'm still alive It's-it's- it's my birthday