Ugly ♪ I'm ugly, I'm uglier than you I got a paper bag on my hat rack So my ugly little head can get through the day I'm the disaster, I'm the Hindenburg I'd show my ugly face if I had the nerve That's the thing about me It's the way I was put together, So that's why Oh, sometimes I worry about myself I am ugly I'm a weirdo, I'm weirder than you Stole my neighbor's mail, paid all his bills And when he came to thank me, I told him, go fuck yourself 'Cause I'm bananas, I'm the whole damn bunch Throw me in a basket case, put me in the lunch That's the thing about me It's the way I was put together, So that's why Oh, sometimes I worry about myself I am ugly ♪ Hey man, can I ask you something, man? Uh ha, do you think I'm ugly? Can I be honest? (yeah) You're a fucking idiot I'm ugly, I'm an alley cat Screams on a black box, bully and rat And my mirror is afraid to tell me the truth That I'm ugly, but so are you Couple handles show how much you can coo And that's the thing about me It's the way I was put together Ugly