Scene one We see a man in his forties He's sat at the kitchen table Dressed in a Kermit the frog onesie He's staring into a photograph In which he and she laugh in front of the Portuguese sunset Action I recall what's happening here You saw a lifeguard on the pier You said, "Hey looks it's Louis The roux" I said it's pronounced Tha roo Xs are tricky, and he's got better things to do Than saving me and you Saving me and you This is the wrath throwing out the world Into the strangeness This is the land going out of my mind Again I'm stranded But it feels just like a movie Scene two A closeup of the bathroom mirror shows a reflection of the man He is repeatedly singing himself the last line of happy birthday Until he stops Action Where's my fucking cake? I'll share a piece with my big mistake Tell the town I'm cooking again You can find me at Albert square Talking to God but no one's there Help me brother I'm back where it's chasing, I'm back where it's chasing now This is the wrath throwing out of the world Into the strangeness This is the land going out of my mind Again I'm stranded But it feels just like a movie ♪ I'm sorry you're hurt and that I'm the one that hurt you (I'm the one that hurt you) Couldn't have done this three weeks before I spent a million pounds on your air fryer? I was trying to stay, I was trying to stay! You were planning to leave (planning to leave) I didn't plan anything I'm exhausted, I tried so hard (so hard) It's just not there Yeah yeah (yeah yeah, yeah yeah) It's not- The same, I know Some of us stay the same Exactly, that's the problem Maybe I like me, maybe I don't need to change Well I didn't like me And now when I look at you, I can't say it and mean it Say what? I love you ♪ This is the wrath throwing out of the world Into the strangeness This is the wrath throwing out of my life Again I'm stranded