He is a large lagomorph with candy treats That comes in April for the petites He is cute, he is fluffy Filled with sweets and very puffy But that doesn't seem that odd And one wouldn't say he is a fraud He just likes to offer the damn kiddies Some lollipops and cavities Doesn't necessarily mean he has a toupee He simply likes playing with toddlers and making papier-mâché Neither does he have spectacle glasses Nor creepy trench coat jackets He just a sucker for hopscotch and sandpits Kids wearing leotards and making splits Cute easter bunny just needs to run a short span From the playground to his minivan