He is a large lagomorph with candy treats
That comes in April for the petites
He is cute, he is fluffy
Filled with sweets and very puffy
But that doesn't seem that odd
And one wouldn't say he is a fraud
He just likes to offer the damn kiddies
Some lollipops and cavities
Doesn't necessarily mean he has a toupee
He simply likes playing with toddlers and making papier-mâché
Neither does he have spectacle glasses
Nor creepy trench coat jackets
He just a sucker for hopscotch and sandpits
Kids wearing leotards and making splits
Cute easter bunny just needs to run a short span
From the playground to his minivan