When I was young, I had smash
The old man's car took quite a bash
Hit black ice at ninety-five
They said I'm lucky to be alive
Ended up in a hospital bed
At first they said, "he'd be better off dead"
But then they found some special parts
A couple kidneys and a pumpin' heart
I'm a bionic man, bionic man
Oh, what a beautiful diagram
I'm-uh-uh half a machine
I'm-uh-uh somewhere between
Can you understand, whoa
I got a powerful system of laser beams
In one eyeball that's coloured green
I got a battery muscle and a fiber hip
I got a mini-computer with a silicon chip
I got a silver bone and a plate of gold
A dummy hand, remote-controlled
I got a plastic nose, a plastic cheek
I guess I'm just a man-made freak
I'm a bionic man, bionic man
Oh, what a beautiful diagram
I'm-uh-uh half a machine
I'm-uh-uh somewhere between
Can you understand, whoa
Can run as fast as a high speed jet
I got a skin that feels like leatherette
I got a nervous system made out of steel
I got a motorized Achilles heel
Can see from here to kingdom come
I got a diamond tooth and a platinum gum
My reflex action's out of sight
[?] like a meteorite
I'm a bionic man, bionic man
An interesting diagram
I'm-uh-uh half a machine
I'm-uh-uh somewhere between
Can you understand
I'm a bionic man, bionic man
I work according to the plan
I'm-uh-uh half a machine
I'm-uh-uh somewhere between
Is that what I am, whoa