Don't wanna wear no pants Don't wanna wear a dress There must be something new There must be something new I want to be the first to wear it Want to be the first to dare it Want to be the first to fly The archaeopteryx of all future fashion Grab my clothes, apply some heat Throw 'em on a flaming heap No mas I got a chance - no chance Fuck the Republicans Fuck Libertarians Fuck all the Democrats I'm sick of all that Don't wanna stand in line Don't wanna waste my time I just want the world to kneel And slip that diamond ring on my finger But the world just gives me sass Treats me like a piece of ass No mas I got a chance - no chance I don't like the eighties shit Don't like the seventies Yeah, fuck the sixties too There must be something new I want to be the first who said it Want to be the one who made it But the only trouble is My mouth is bigger than my imagination Fuck all the hipster shit Don't wanna study it No mas I got a chance - no chance