I got a girlfriend and her name's "Divorcee" That's what it is That's what her parents named her That's who she is She's named Divorcee Moore And I watch Divorcee go And I watch her go go go She's got two kids but still has a body It's all there and she knows how to use it That's for sure Yeah Divorcee knows Yeah Divorcee knows Leaves me wanting more more more I try to bring her 'round But my friends don't like her Say she's a flirt That she hits upon them They all say Divorcee is a whore That Divorcee is a whore But they'll never know know know Every time we visit it seems I make her Mom cry And her older brothers want to beat me And her father's gun is not for show No it's not for show show show She went and taught both her kids to call me "daddy" Well that's OK, I guess I don't mind I don't mind I'll raise 'em like my own Gonna raise 'em like my own Raise 'em like my own own own I got a girlfriend and she's name's "Divorcee" That's what it is That's what her parents named her That's who she is She'sa named Divorcee Moore And I watch Divorcee go I watch her go go go Go go go Go go go Go Go