This one's for the patriots The new wave good time girls And if it wasn't for the Decepticons They'd rule the fucking world In the midst of all the killing and skin eating We forgot about the loving If I had to choose a woman then I think I'd choose religion If I had to give you something then I think I'd give you nothing If I had to give you something then I think I'd go to hell (Yeah!) This ones for the dancers The dockers and the dykes And if it weren't for Asian basin sales They couldn't sleep at night In the midst of all the touching and kissing We forget the penetration If I had to drive you somewhere then I'd drive you to the station If I had to give you something then I think I'd give you nothing If I had to give you something then I think I'd go to hell (Yeah!) In the midst of all the killing and skin eating We forgot about the loving If I had to choose a woman then I think I'd choose religion If I had to give you something then I think I'd give you nothing If I had to give you something then I think I'd In the middle of the action they reversed the interaction And the audience decided ignorance actually was bliss You're a fortress in a foreign land You should ask for it Like you mean it, like you mean it In the middle of the oh-my-god-it's-gone We talked in code to get along Private riddles, for private courts