The girl police are coming over Comb your hair, pretend you're sober Andy, lock the stash in the bottom drawer The woman fuzz are coming for us They're hardended by drawn out divorces Averse to ours Deplore the Ooooh hoo, they surround our places Ooooh hoo, arrested by our handsome faces The cold, long arm of the law Has got ruby, glitter, painted claws The lady cops are coming for me Let's Jovi out in a blaze of glory Tell my 'ma "I'm sorry" That's my story It was our antic, romantic disasters That got girl cops lord in after us To drag our names trhough the mud To get their hands in our blood They wanna hole us up in their lockdown A year for every precious heart we've knocked down Less a day for every night we rocked out Oh, thank God we always rocked out 'Cause Stephy likes Jimmy but Jimmy likes Eric and Eric like Jess Oh, it's an awful mess, an awful mess Denie caught Monique kissing on Francois outside the depaneur So, they are done for sure! I. Want. My. Tone They wanna hole us up in their lockdown A year for every precious heart we knocked down Less a day for every night we rocked out (we alwa Ys rocked out) 'Cause Jenny likes Marvin, but Marvin likes Arnold, and Arnold likes Jess Oh, I guess everyone like Jess But Jessie ain't dating She's down in the basement listening to pet sounds Her mom's 45, got the best sounds Loving is easy, loving is easy Losing it's rough Ain't it high grade powerful stuff Lovin' will leave you, lovin' will leave me And in our defense, it's awful hard to keep in the present tense I. Want. I'm torn