When I was fucking seventeen, I overdosed on ketamine
I wish that all my enemies were me
When my father was thirty-five, he got too stoned and burned alive
Yeah no point drinking if you don't drive, you see
I've always been happy, I'm never sad at all
I know I'll stay this sappy until I reach my curtain crawl
My home birth was televised, I got camcorders inside my eyes
Yeah three cheeseburgers and a side fries for me
I got a human centipede in a hookah shop in Tel Aviv
My father knew the Kennedys, not me
I've always been happy, I'm never sad at all
I know I'll stay this sappy until I reach my curtain crawl