There's a breed of man with a calloused hand For his work is harder than most And he takes a stand not on the land But the deck of a fishing boat Now his specialty is barramundi But he'll take a salmon or jew I've even been told that catfish and all Go into the packaging too So run out the nets haven't got enough yet Gotta catch a barramundi for you You can bake it or fry it never know till you try it You can even cook it up in a stew Just roll 'em in flour and fry 'em on the stove Or chuck 'em in the fire and cook 'em on the coals Serve with rice and a pannikin of tea Some chips and salad anyway'll do me barramundi Now they work with the tide and tempers are tried By catfish and crab in the net An occasional shout how we gonna get it out There's a bloody big croc in it yet But a good sharp knife gets 'em out of strife They'll cut the reptile free And the skipper might swear and pull out his hair It's rugged old life on the sea So run out the nets haven't got enough yet Gotta catch a barramundi for you You can bake it or fry it never know till you try it You can even cook it up in a stew Just roll 'em in flour and fry 'em on the stove Or chuck 'em in the fire and cook 'em on the coals Serve with rice and a pannikin of tea Some chips and salad anyway'll do me Barramundi Now a barramundi boat is fairly small Twelve metres long at the most With four in a crew all living on stew For their rations are nothing to boast And for weeks on end these unshaven men Breaking their backs for a crust Just to be let down when they get into town By an unpaying skipper gone bust So run out the nets haven't got enough yet Gotta catch a barramundi for you You can bake it or fry it never know till you try it You can even cook it up in a stew Just roll 'em in flour and fry 'em on the stove Or chuck 'em in the fire and cook 'em on the coals Serve with rice and a pannikin of tea Some chips and salad anyway'll do me barramundi