There's a tramp, he's amazing,
Got a razor that does his face in,
Spending many people at an awful cost,
Take me home mummy, walk all over me,
I'm not mad, I'm your sister (sister),
There's a girl,
Her name is Nancy,
Romancing is her fancy,
For 60 seconds I've been sending my message to you,
NOT MAD (I'm your sister)
NOT MAD (I'm your sister, sister)
There's a tramp,
What a lot of pretty faces,
(What a lot of pretty faces)
Take me home mummy, walk all over me,
(Me, me, me...)
Leave me alone, by the tombstone,
Not MAD, I'm your sister,
(Head all full of teeth)