Stupid little boy Falls in love again Thinks he has a chance For love and romance Had that once before They fumbled the bag Now he's all alone Never to happen again Stupid little boy Thinks he'll find his love Through the telephone Or even in person Oh He's so fuckin dumb Hopeless little bum His brain must be so numb It melted in the sun He's so fuckin dumb Hopeless little bum His brain must be so numb It melted in the sun It so sad to see him like this All he needs is someone to kiss But no one will be there for him Shoots his shot but he hits the rim It so sad to see him like this All he needs is someone to kiss But no one will be there for him Shoots his shot but he hits the rim Hits the rim Hits the rim