I never feel I can never feel Oh-oh, I was cut open And now I can feel never Betraying no emotion underneath your aviators And your flight attendant uniform, perfectly tailored For your 91-degree angle shoulders Fucking goddamn, how I love your shoulders She looks like a Barbie, that's fucking creepy Leslie Nielsen is dead, and I don't care I don't have time for pride, I only like people Who hate the things that brought us together I, I never feel I can never feel Oh-oh, I was cut open And now I can never feel I want a man who would hate me for what I am I want a man who would leave me if I told him my Deepest and darkest secrets, like I would leave him In a situation where our positions were reversed In my wildest sexual dreams, I dream That I'm watching porn, but there's too much sunlight Shining on my laptop monitor, so I Can't see anything with any amount of clarity I, I never feel I-I can never feel Oh, I, I was cut open And now I can never feel