My man isn't rich, can't keep a job If he starts to help they tell him to stop He don't brush his hair, can't cook or clean I've seen him try to find the washing machine I'm still around, oh oh oh Everyone knows why though oh oh But is it a crime? No no noo The boy hasn't got an awful lot But he sure got his - Honk The boy hasn't got an awful lot But he's got his - Honk ♪ Honk ♪ He's never on time, can't tell the day Either last week's shirt or forgotten to shave Don't buy him beer, he can't hold his booze Last night he lost his pants and all his food I'm still around, oh oh oh But if you knew what I know oh oh oh You'd do the same, go go goo The boy hasn't got an awful lot But he sure got his - Honk The boy hasn't got an awful lot But he's got his - Honk ♪ Honk ♪ He know how to take care of my congas And how to slap my bass But one thing that makes me sing Is when he plays His honk His honk His honk Mmm His honk The boy hasn't got an awful lot But he sure got his - Honk The boy hasn't got an awful lot But he's got his I love honk, I love his honk I love honk Ooh I love honk, I love his honk I love honk Mmm (Ooh honk) You know it's a lost cause when at the altar He forgets to say I do And if you'd ever buy a car He'd lose that too