Ray Bouvier made me shoot the shoe He won the local lottery and took us out We put a barricade down the middle of the bed But that didn't stop me from looking down the barrel Well, I thought I was thinking but apparently not Well, I thought I was thinking but apparently not Ray Bouvier made me shoot the shoe I kept the bullet as a souvenir and took it to the knife show To carve out my name and the date But it was too heavy to wear around my neck Well, I thought I was thinking but apparently not Well, I thought I was thinking but apparently not Ray Bouvier made me shoot the shoe If Kristi kills me I'll know who told her We've never kept secrets from each other at all But luckily it wasn't her favorite pair Well, I thought I was thinking but apparently not Well, I thought I was thinking but apparently not Ray Bouvier made me shoot the shoe He took us out drinking after he won the local lottery We put a barricade down the middle of the bed But the smoke never cleared from the room, not at all Well, I thought I was thinking but apparently not Well, I thought I was thinking but apparently not