Babies
Chubby little features
Hide the fact they're nasty little creatures
Sucking the life out of the earth like leeches
Babies
The intelligent primate
Shame they're such a strain on the climate
The ozone hole grows every time a cervix dilates
Babies creeping out of vaginas
Leading us like the Pied Piper
To our death with non-biodegradable diapers
Babies
What do they believe in?
Most of them aren't even vegan
They don't care about dairy cos they're evil
The world is getting hotter
We can't hide from the rising sea
We've got to do something
To rescue humanity
Protect the future, save our species
Put an end to
Babies
Babies
What a bunch of losers
Brainwashed mindless consumers
Selfish greedy boob abusers
Babies
Pointless blobs
Lazy benefit scrounging slobs
Every baby should be made to get a job
The world is getting smaller
And we're running out of room
We can't keep accepting these
Immigrants from the womb
Protect your borders, save your countries
All the problems of the world lie at the feet
Of babies
Babies cute little faces
Lining up to take all our places
Babies hate us and they wanna replace us
Babies
Are gonna get us
Babies
Are gonna get us
Babies
Are gonna get us
B.A.B.I.E.S 'gon get us
Babies! Evil babies!
Nasty babies! Disgusting babies!
Babies! Revolting babies!
Dreadful babies! Deadly babies!
There's a baby army forming
In the four corners of the world
Wearing babygrow uniforms
Blue for boys, pink for girls
If we don't go to war
Against this evil force
This weed will keep on growing
We've got to nip it in the bud
Cos otherwise imagine how much more destructive
Babies will be
When
They grow up