Night Out On The Town All Words Music by A.J. Croce, (C) 1995 Croce Publishing adm. By Lefrak-Moelis Music (ASCAP) The karaoke singer, well she couldn't sing in tune But I didn't mind hearing that song And the barmaid she had Terets And swore like the devil, but I didn't hear nothing wrong Then the man at the bar, he shouted out my name And I knew it was his drink I'd be buying But it didn't really bother me 'Cause the story he'd been telling And everybody knew he was lying (Chorus) It's a night out on the town Once you're lost you can't be found And I'll know much better When the next drink is down Say goodnight, Gracie Don't want to beat the night to day Well it's been fun But I just can't stay Can't quite call it living But I'd have it no other way 'Cause it's not all black and white There's plenty of gray Just another smoke filled room Just another bad perfume And it's smelling like a Saturday night Just another wait a minute Just another I'll go get it The last call rings and everybody sings The pick-up lines are useless 'Cause we had too much to drink All they do is make us laugh 'Cause we're all too drunk to think The beauty in the high heeled shoes Is laughing in your face But the whiskey's left you speechless And that's it's saving grace