Life was kinda hectic and I was having trouble sleeping
I was going crazy and I had to get away
I loaded up my pickup for a Mexican vacation
I didn't know the language but I quickly learned to say
Una mas cerveza por favor senorita
Una mas cerveza por favor senorita
Una mas cerveza por favor senorita
Una mas cerveza por favor senorita
Well I kept right on driving until I hit the ocean
Found a small cantina down on Monterrey way
I Met up with a girl down there but she did not speak the English
I probably coulda had her too, but all I knew how to say was
Una mas cerveza por favor senorita
Una mas cerveza por favor senorita
Una mas cerveza por favor senorita
Una mas cerveza por favor senorita
Well I Woke up the next morning and I knew that I was in trouble
I was extremely naked lying face down in the sand
Well I Stumbled to me feet, an started looking for my old pickup
I would've asked for help, but I knew all they'd understand was
Una mas cerveza por favor senorita
Una mas cerveza por favor senorita
Una mas cerveza por favor senorita
Una mas cerveza por favor senorita
So if your life is kinda hectic and your having trouble sleeping
Think your going crazy and you need to get away
The thought has crossed your mind about headin out for the border
Let me tell you something boy, all you need to know how to say is
Una mas cerveza por favor senorita
Una mas cerveza por favor senorita
Una mas cerveza por favor senorita
Una mas cerveza por favor senorita