Well, you are still here And I am still here Whether I ever loved you is Not perfectly clear You went a semester to West Texas State But the freshmen fifteen you gained Killed all your dates I guess I still love you if I ever did And I can see myself having a couple of kids And we will get by For the rest of our lives So play the Cotton-Eyed Joe For the folks don't you know Keep the dogs in the truck Til you leave We got some wieners and buns When the brisket's all gone For our wedding in suburban Seguin Well, I am still here And you are still here Whether I ever loved you is Not perfectly clear Though weight's not an issue you have gained more And when I said I do well I slammed all the doors To a future where I could see Paris in spring And I wasn't prepared for the weight of this ring But we will get by For the rest of our lives So play the Cotton-Eyed Joe For the folks don't you know Keep the dogs in the truck Til you leave We got some wieners and buns When the brisket's all gone For our wedding in suburban Seguin So play some old BTO For my friends don't you know Keep your dogs in the truck Til you leave Get out the wieners and buns Cause the briskets all gone At our wedding in suburban Seguin I said I love you in suburban Seguin Now lets make love