"CATFISH CHRISTMAS" This year we're startin' a new tradition Me and the boys are goin' fishin' No matter how cold it goes this winter We're catchin' our christmas dinner It's gonna be a catfish Christmas Santa's on the lake He's traded his whip for a fishin' pole And a john boat for his sleigh With a red life jacket and a tackle box He's bringin' an ice chest filled to the top It's gonna be a catfish Christmas Reelin' in the holiday Well bj's buyin' the baked beans Sonny's down for slaw Freddy's fixin' up his famous hush puppies The size of a cannon ball We can refreeze the turkey and take it back We got a wild one waitin' in a paper sack We'll turn'em loose soon as we hit dry land It's gonna be a catfish Christmas Santa's on the lake He's traded his whip for a fishin' pole And a john boat for his sleigh With a red life jacket and a tackle box He's bringin' an ice chest filled to the top It's gonna be a catfish christmas Reelin' in the holiday No soggy sweet potato no pumkin' pie No messy ol' dressin' layin' on the side We got peppers and pickles for a country mile We're gonna fry'em up down home delta style... yeah It's gonna be a catfish christmas Santa's on the lake He's traded his whip for a fishin' pole And a john boat for his sleigh With a red life jacket and a tackle box He's bringin' an ice chest filled to the top It's gonna be a catfish christmas Reelin' in the holiday It's gonna be a catfish christmas So grab your fork and a paper plate On Johnson... on Mercury... ahh come on evinrude Merry fishmas everybody