Hey mister, what time does the next bus leave I'm a party of one out of Tennessee I won't be back for a long, long while Give you eighty-five dollars to the highway mile I ain't got no luggage as you can see Just a whole lot of heavy memories I was finally up for just a-settling down When I found out she'd been a-fooling around Ah, you can send me north, you can send me south Just don't send me past my house Don't ask me where I'm going, cause I don't care I want a ticket that'll take me anywhere but here A ticket that'll take me anywhere but here Well, I hear it's cold up in Saskatoon But it couldn't be colder than our bedroom The skies are blue down in Alabam' But they won't be any bluer than I am Ah, you can send me north, you can send me south Just don't send me past my house Don't ask me where I'm going, cause I don't care I want a ticket that'll take me anywhere but here A ticket that'll take me anywhere but here Ah, you can send me north and you can send me south But just don't send me past my house Don't ask me where I'm going, cause I don't care I want a ticket that'll take me anywhere but here A ticket that'll take me anywhere but here