I'm a drag in no make-up
I'm a fool gotta wake up
I'm a bee with no honey
I'm a bank with no money
What about you
But what about you
I'm a priest with no scruples
I'm a school with no pupils
I'm a kiss with no touching
I'm a heart with no loving
What about you
Oo oo oo
What about you
Oo oo oo
What about you
Oo oo oo
What about you
Oo oo oo
Don't make me laugh with you boy band blues
Don't make me laugh with your fancy shoes
Don't make me laugh with your limo tint
Cos i know that your daddy's skint
Don't make me laugh
Don't make me laugh
I'm a drag with no stiletto
I'm a gang with no ghetto
I'm a drum with no rhythm
I'm a guy that's a given
But what about you
But what about you
I'm a tart with no treacle
I'm a show with no people
I'm away with the fairies
Don't know what the why or the where is
What about you
Oo oo oo
What about you
Oo oo oo
What about you
Oo oo oo
What about you
Oo oo oo
Don't make me laugh with you boy band blues
Don't make me laugh with your fancy shoes
Don't make me laugh with your limo tint
Cos i know that your daddy's skint
Don't make me laugh
Don't make me laugh
Yeah i'm a drag
I'm a drag
But what about you?
Don't make me laugh with you boy band blues
Don't make me laugh with your fancy shoes
Don't make me laugh with your limo tint
Cos i know that your daddy's skint
Don't make me laugh