Zombies are cute, thought the little groupie But she would be proven oh-so wrong When she had her vagina ripped out Instead of licked it got eaten up Trying to have sex with the undead Is the most stupid mistake You could ever have made Penetration it will be, but not by a cock The zombie uses fists, your inside he rips out Forget about the foreplay A zombie knows his needs He will not get you horny He will make you bleed The only in and out that surely will be Is if you're too fat you will be thrown up Not even granted the honour to be called Zombie food Because if your not of perfect weight You'll still be eaten up but then thrown up Zombie anorexia He can't keep you inside Down the toilet you go By the fuzzy zombie Afraid of his cholesterol He wants to eat you up! He wants to eat you up! He wants to eat you up! He wants to eat you up! He wants to eat you up! But he will weigh your flesh He wants to eat you up! He wants to eat you up!